Friday, June 15, 2018

Dick Ep.16

As soon as the words left his mouth Richard knew he had fucked up, he made the mistake of assuming Lisa had told Chris about the crew hanging out that night, he also made the mistake of letting his curiosity about the man that darted out of the alley get the best of him but what he didn't make the mistake of doing is not being quick on his feet... "Oh, I texted Lisa yesterday to see what her and the girls had going on, on a Thursday night and she told me she was laying low because you were out of town on business." The words flowed from Richard's lips as if they were the gospel; he always had a great talent for making up a story that was less than truthful sound true. As Chris drawled on about the unimportant details of his trip Richard couldn't help but to glance over at Lisa, her facial expression was a mixture of fear, laughter, and pride over how he flawlessly handled what could have been such a terrible situation. Chris seemed to be totally oblivious as to what had gone on and what was currently being played out right in front of his face, it really wasn't his fault it's not like this was a continuous thing and he knew about Lisa and Richard's friendship. Almost forgetting about why he came to Bourbon in the first place Richard's attention was grabbed by the sight of Bisi walking down the steps, he had been gabbing with the happy couple for far too long and she came down to look for him. "Bisi" Richard hollered over the crowd, she turned with a smile and made her way to the table, "hey y'all this is Bisi and Bisi this is my friend Lisa and her boyfriend Chris". Bisi smiled and extended her hand to greet Lisa and she responded with a cheeky wave, Lisa could be such a dick sometimes and she was seriously territorial. Chris on the other hand was quick to accept Bisi's greeting and proceeded to make small talk about how her and Richard knew each other. As the two of them went back and forth with small talk Richard could feel the heat from Lisa's stare peering over the rim of her wine glass, she was clutching it with what could only be described as a death grip. Richard had seen Lisa become a little feisty during some of their drunken nights but he had never seen her jealous, now if you asked her if she was jealous she would never admit it but that's exactly what she was. Given the fact that she didn't know enough about Bisi to make an honest judgment it gave her room to let her mind create the perfect scenario to piss herself off. Lisa knew about Richard's revolving door of quasi girlfriends and that didn't bother her at all but what did bother her was the fact that not 24 hours after he had passionately entered her body, making her reach heights that outside of porn she thought was impossible she knew the odds were that he would be doing the same with Bisi by the end of the night. She was not pleased and she made Richard quite aware of it, she didn't risk letting Chris know but she made damn sure that Richard got the point. After making a smooth exit from the Lisa and Chris show Bisi and Richard finally sat down to their table to begin their night. The two of them hadn't hung out in a long time and it was good to see an old friend that knew how to have a good time without any strings attached, they had tried the catching feelings thing once or twice before and leaving them out just always worked much better. "Two shots of chilled tequila please" Bisi knew exactly how to get the party started, Richard smiled and she shot him a wink in return knowing that this was only the beginning of what was going to be a wild night.

Thursday, June 14, 2018

Dick Ep.15

After a much-deserved shower and getting dressed it was time to meet up with Bisi, they were going to a spot called Bourbon, which wasn't too far from his apartment. As he waited for his Lyft Richard began to once again think about the man that darted out of the alley, "was that really Chris?" he thought to himself. Richard knew Chris to be somewhat of a "lame" as Lisa affectionately called him after her third tequila shot, there was no way that he would have the balls to be snooping around Richard's place and as a matter of fact "he doesn't event know where I live" Richard whispered as his ride pulled up. Shaking off the silly notion of being stalked by Lisa's "lame" boyfriend Richard once again turned his thoughts to the evening ahead. Bisi and Richard had, had some brief history once upon a time but they could never make the relationship stick. Richard was definitely attracted her, she had these wonderful lips that begged to be kissed and though her frame was slim she still had curves, a "slim goodie" was what he jokingly categorized her as. As his mind slipped back into the memories of the last time he had the pleasure of enjoying those soft lips he was interrupted by the vibrating of his phone "I'm here, got us a table upstairs by the bar" it was Bisi and he couldn't wait to see her. Exiting the Lyft Richard saw that the D.C. streets were alive on this beautiful Friday evening, D.C. was a town where people were going to go out no matter what but when the weather was right it seamed like the whole city would come out to play. Bourbon was packed when he walked in, every table was full of patrons laughing and drinking, you could barely hear the music over the sea of conversation. As Richard waded through the crowd in an effort to make it to the steps he thought he heard his name being called "RICHARD!" the voice screamed over the music and dialog. When he turned he was surprised to see Lisa and Chris sitting in a corner booth, she was all smiles as he finally recognized her cries and made his way over. "How are you two cool kids doing tonight?" Richard asked as he gave Lisa a hug; in an effort to conceal any notion of what had transpired the night before Richard went in for the customary "church hug" with hips purposefully pushed back and one arm posted by his side. Lisa on the other hand came in with a full embrace, pelvis pressed firmly to his and a double arm wrap. Richard didn't know if she had been drinking, lost herself in the moment, or just didn't care but this was no play it low hug, this was I haven't seen you in ages and my ovaries miss you type of embrace. Richard couldn't help but to get a little caught up in the moment, Lisa smelled heavenly, that dewy, rain soaked morning scent was intoxicating and with her bulging breasts firmly pressed against his chest he was transported back to the scene of him waking up in her bed after a night of pure bliss. After what felt like minutes the two finally separated and Richard extended a hand shake to Chris who was standing at that point, no doubt thinking "what the fuck is going on here". Chris played it off well and with a smile on his face said "you must be buying the next round to receive that kind of welcome", Richard gave a chuckle and responded "shots?” Chris not being a big drinker just shook his head, grabbed his glass of red wine and said "oh no, I'll stick with what I know". "So Richard what are you doing here tonight?" Lisa blurted out as she too sat down and grabber her glass, "I'm meeting Bisi, she's holding down a table for us upstairs" Richard answered. "Oh" Lisa replied as she went to sip her wine, Richard knew exactly what the "Oh" meant, he had heard it before, that "Oh" was female morse code for "you know you just fucked up right". Richard chuckled at the sight of Lisa getting in her feeling right in front of her man, she always touted herself as the chick that didn't act like "all these other females" and for the most part she was right. Sex has a way of changing things though, you can have whatever intention or plan you want but when it happens in the way it happened between the two them it becomes hard not to let the emotion of that moment infiltrate your level of normalcy. Still standing there with a slight smirk on his face Richard turned his attention to Chris, he still didn't know if that was him darting out of the alley and the way Chris was interacting didn't provide him with any evidence for confirmation. "So Chris, how was your trip?" at that moment you could feel the energy at the table shift. Hearing the question Chris's facial expression soured, before he answered he glared at Lisa with a look of confusion and intrigue, Chris slowly placed his glass on the table, looked up at Richard and responded, "My trip was fine but how did you know about it?"

Wednesday, June 13, 2018

Dick Ep.14

As Richard jogged home his mind was flooded with all types of thoughts. Images of the oh so splendid sexual encounter he and Lisa enjoyed, the tense interaction he had with Kathryn's husband, how fun tonight was going to be and how he could just feel how God awful his nuts were going to be smelling when the sweat from this jog mixed with the residue of the night before all ran through his mind; "Whew I can't wait to hop in the shower,” he said to himself as he waited to cross the intersection. Out of all the things that passed through Richards mind he seemed to be fixed on the fact that he was going to have to share his experience in Tokyo with one of his coworkers. Richard had never really had anyone tag along on a work trip and he was more than curious whom they would select for the job. Richard’s boss had vague idea of how things went down when on the road but he was sure if paled in comparison to what really happens. These trips were like many vacations to Richard, sure he always got the job done with stellar reviews to boot but in between business there was always ample amounts of pleasure and he didn’t know of anyone that he trusted enough to bare witness to the bonanza. To add to Richard’s trepidation the company had recently gone through some turnover with most of the senior staff being ushered out of the door for younger, lower cost personnel that reflected Paramount Sands' own rebranding effort. He knew very little about the new wave of talent, Richard was never really concerned with endearing himself to his coworkers, well except for the occasional happy hour turned one sided wife swap but that was about it. There was this one newbie named Beth that had caught Richards attention in a staff meeting, she was knee deep in a diatribe about the prevailing winds of misogyny that ran ramped in the world of corporate America and how it was her belief that we needed to self examine all of our current company practices and she was happy to lead the team chosen to do so. Seeing as though this was only her third day of work Richard thought to him self, "well that's a bit aggressive". Her campaign to end male domination, as we know it was fine with Richard, he never saw himself as anything but pro open competition for anything and as much as he loved women he didn't believe he could ever be categorized as anything close to a misogynist. "I wonder how she looks outside of her work clothes" was Richards very next thought, he noticed in that same meeting that Beth was extremely fit, "I bet she looks awesome in a bikini" Richard thought as he approached the steps to his place. As Richard slowed his jog to a walk he noticed a man dart out of the alley and quickly jump in his car. As the man hurriedly pulled off Richard caught a quick glimpse of his face "was that Lisa's boyfriend" he thought "what the hell, it couldn't have been". Richard was puzzled as to what just happened, he wasn't certain that it was him but the man definitely favored Lisa's boyfriend and if it weren’t for the fact that he was driving a different car he would have absolutely said it was him.  Chris drove an Audi 700 but the man that had just pulled off was driving a Toyota, Camry. Richard knew that Chris was supposed to get back in town today but Lisa had told him that he didn't like to use rental cars, said they made him feel cheap. “Why would he need one anyway if he was already back at home?” Richard thought as he walked up the steps. Entering his apartment with a bewildered look on his face, Richard still couldn't say for certain that was Chris and if it was him what in the hell was he doing snooping around his place anyway. There was no way that last nights rendezvous had caught up with him already, he knew Lisa would be the last person to let something slip and give Chris any reason to believe things weren't business as usual. Before hopping in the shower Richard did a quick sweep of his apartment and made sure he locked the door and put the deadbolt on "just incase" he whispered with a slight chuckle, "just in case".

Friday, March 23, 2018

Dick Ep.13


Finally the day was drawing to a close, Richard was tying up loose ends when he got a text from one of his homeboys "Stadium?" the message was simple, and the request was quickly accepted "Absolutely" was his response as that devilish grin creped over his face again. It had been a long week and an even longer day; Richard hoped someone would hit him up for some Friday night fun and with that text he knew it was going to be another great night. Now Stadium didn't really get jumping until about 9 or 10pm so Richard knew he still had some time to get in a happy hour before he met up with the boys. Feeling that he needed to let last nights situation breathe Richard hit up an old friend from college that recently moved to the District, they had only known each other in passing at Norfolk State but when she moved to D.C. they happened to chop it up at an alumni event and became pretty tight. "What’s the word?" "You tell me" was her response, Richard loved how Bisi was always down to have a good time. "Happy Hour, you with it?" "Always, where at?" "Lets do Bourbon." "Ok, I can be there by 5:30pm." "Bet, I'll see you then." What Richard learned when he moved to D.C. was that it was much more fun to have single females around than it was to go out with a pack of dudes. He found the guys in D.C. to be hella lame; they tended to focus on looking like they were having fun instead of actually having fun. So Richard had a small group of homies but a pretty large pool of single, semi single, and just don't give a fuck homegirls that were down to hang out whenever. After firing off some emails Richard was good and ready to get the hell out of the door, work had been nothing but a task and after the night he had just experienced his motivation to complete anything was nil. The most pressing issue on Richards mine was did he have enough time to make it home and wash his nuts before going out; he was feeling less than clean after siting in his office with the gravy crotch all day. Sweat, dirt, and leftover pussy was not the most sanitary combination so after checking his emails for the last time Richard b-lined it to the elevator. His plan was to jog home; one because he didn't feel like paying for another ride that would just have him stuck in traffic and two because he hadn't worked out in almost two day and that was sacrilege. Reaching the bottom floor he felt a strange feeling, something seemed odd and when he turned the corner he found out exactly what it was. Hovering over the receptionist desk was a tall, slender white man sporting a charcoal gray suit and glasses; one hand was tightly gripping his briefcase and he was speaking in a very demonstrative tone. "So who else have you been with, who else...?" the man shouted "I bet someone here too, I swear if I find out..." the man stopped as he saw Richard approaching. Kathryn was visibly shaken and as Richard walked closer he could see that the man was holding what looked liked a print of phone records in his other hand, "shit, not today" Richard thought "not today." Though he and Kathryn had shared one reckless night of passion they had never really communicated outside of work, he had never called or texted her, he didn't even have her phone number. This situation was clearly none of Richards’s business and as he walked by Kathryn’s desk he pulled out his phone and began to check imaginary text messages in an effort not to make eye contact. The man hovering over her desk was no doubt her husband and he had every right to be upset with the fact Kathryn was cheating on him but that was neither Richards fault nor his problem. He could feel Kathryn’s stare on the back of his neck as he passed, he knew she was looking at him, he knew she wanted him to come over and address the issue and he also knew that if he did things would only get worse than they already were. Feeling the tension in the air and knowing his wife the man could tell something was up, "are you fucking kidding me?" the man blurted out, "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?" he shouted louder to make sure Richard could hear. "Hey man, hey!" Richard slowed his pace knowing that the man was addressing him. "Do you know my wife?" the man asked as Richard turned around, "Do you know my wife?" the man implored again while pointing in the direction of Kathryn. "Absolutely" Richard answered as he stared the tall, slender man in his eyes "she's the receptionist, how can I not know her?" Richard asked with a look of "you must be stupid" on his face. The tall, slender man didn't speak he just looked at Richard trying to read any form of deception or guile in his face. Richard staring straight through the man could see Kathryn in the background shaking she was so nervous, she knew from stories around the office that Richard didn't really shy away from confrontation and if the situation escalated it would turn out bad for everyone involved. "Is there anything else?" Richards question caught the man off guard "huh" the man answered as Richard retorted with the same aggression the man had displayed with his previous inquiry "Is there anything else?!” Not quite sure what to do the man sat there silent, Richard could tell that he wanted to ask more questions but wasn't prepared for where this Q & A might lead. Being quite tired of this situation Richard once again pulled out his phone, turned around and began to fake text as he walked to the door, he was not about to let someone else's inability to hold their wife's attention ruin his Friday. As Richard reached the front door he slowly turned "Kathryn, call me if you need me", he couldn't help himself; turning back around with a half smile on his face he exited the building and began the jog home.

Wednesday, March 21, 2018

Dick Ep.12


To say Richard was shocked by how the night went down would just be a lie; he had been plotting on Lisa for a while now and greatly anticipated the moment things would fall into place. Never wanting to make it weird or risk their friendship he never put the full press on her but made it perfectly clear he was interested in taking things as far as they could go. Richard had never really had a pure girl friend or better said a female friend, he always hung around women that maybe he wasn't pursuing at the moment but if the night were right he would be more than happy with taking it there. "What is the point of being around non attractive women?" he would always say when pressed about his stance on female friends, "it just doesn't make sense" would be his rebuttal to anyone who tried to debate the negative. People always tend to get hung up on the "un"part of the statement but never pay attention to the latter. Attraction is the personal preference of the individual, it is not built upon empty language such as pretty or beautiful; no attraction is who or what that speaks to you on a primal level and that cannot be argued. It felt as is the Lyft ride had lasted hours as Richard delighted in his visions of the night before. Beginning to sober up he was able to recall all the little tasty details of his evening with Ms. Lisa. Her moans echoed in his head as he recalled the moment when he picked her up and had her ascending to a new level of pleasure while he thrust her back and forth on his dick. He thought about the passionate kisses they shared right before he climaxed for the second time... Now Richards’s late night escapades had never really gotten him in any serious trouble though some of them were less than protected. It wasn't that he was against condoms; it was that he was a slave to the moment and the notion of stopping the cascade of pleasure to put on a rubber rarely crossed his mind. Yes he knew the risks and yes when prompted he would always oblige but when enthralled within animalistic attraction he often resided on the side of negligence. Finally reaching work Richard was in no mood to be productive at all. Amidst his sexual mirages Sharon had been machine gun texting him all the business of the day and unfortunately he had a meeting with the higher ups as soon as he reached the office. "What the fuck do they want?” he thought as he exited the Lyft and entered the building. Richard was always of the mindset that as long as he continued to produce the higher ups should just shut the fuck up and let him do his thing. He didn't know why they seemed to revel in the fact that they had the power to call him in and poke and prod him about what minute guidelines he failed to adhere to while he was closing a quarter billion dollar deal, that shit really pissed him off but he knew just like they knew; Richard was untouchable. The ding of the elevator as he reached his floor sounded more of the dooms day alarm to Richard, he was just not in the mood for their shit and in true Richard form he bypassed his office and went straight to the meeting room to get the whole thing over with. Sharon was much more calm than he had expected as she debriefed about what exactly was about to take place, she really was a good assistant and Richard was extremely impressed by the work she was able to complete in such a short time with the company. "Thank you Sharon, thank you very much" he stated right before entering the board room, Sharon with a look of dismay on her face replied "you are more than welcome Richard, now go get'm". Two hours of "dumb shit" would be how Richard best described the meeting, "countless scenarios of lames driveling about all sorts of things they couldn't handle and don't know anything about" is how he explained it to Sharon as they sat in his office. "Why on earth would they... I mean shit just doesn't make sense... Can you believe these motherfuckers want me to take another associates with me to Tokyo?" Sharon offered up nothing but a blank look on her face as she tried desperately to piece together all the curse words and find clarity in his rant. In a moment of complete poignancy Sharon asked "do you think it has anything to with you wearing the same clothes you had on yesterday?" Richard looked at her with complete rage in his eyes and fell out laughing "Sharon, you may have a point" he said as tear welled up in his eyes, that was the funniest thing he had ever heard her say and the fact that she was completely serious made it that much funnier. "Sharon, do I have anything else pressing on todays schedule?" he asked as he wiped the tears from his face "No, they asked me to move everything else on your schedule to next week because they didn't know how long the meeting would take" she replied. "Good" Richard was in no mood or condition to entertain anything else and between the visions of Lisa's titties bouncing as she rode his dick and the request to find a travel buddy for the trip to Tokyo he was mentally spent and ready to clock out as soon as possible.

Friday, March 9, 2018

Dick Ep.11


"Richard, Richard, Richard!" "Richard get up!" Slowly peeling his eyelids apart he saw that beautiful silhouette once again shuffling to the bathroom "Richard you're going to be late" Lisa said as she shut the door and turned on the shower. Richard lay there puzzled, a bit bewildered as to what exactly was going on, he knew where he was only because Lisa was there but he couldn't fully remember what had happened or what he was going to be late for. It was like he had taken a trip down the rabbit hole and the splendid journey into the land of make believe had come to a screeching halt. There was no doubt he was still slightly intoxicated and by the look of the bed sheets he and Lisa had clearly had sex. As he rubbed his chest his fingers went over four of five deep grooves, he grinned knowing that Lisa must have enjoyed herself or there wouldn't be claw marks from her nails there. Trying doggedly to recall the night’s events he just laid there in the morning sun, and with the background noise of Lisa's shower slowly putting him back to sleep he thought "Oh SHIT! I'm going to be late!" Richard suddenly hoped out of bed and stumbled to the living room to retrieve his clothes. "Fuck" he thought as he looked down at his watch to see that it was already 8:45 am, there was no way he was making it in by 9:15 am, no way. Working desperately to put his life into some sort of order Richard knocked on the door of the bathroom so he could at least wash his face and brush his teeth, he had already resigned himself to wearing the same thing to work so the least he could do is be somewhat clean. "You can come in" Lisa said with that sweet southern drawl, she had just finished her shower and was drying off in front of the mirror. Richard was immediately distracted, seeing her body glistening as the water beaded up and ran down her back, her skin was glowing and as she stood there humming some little tune he once again wished he could just call out. "Richard, you can grab a wash cloth out of closet and there's extra tooth brushes under the sink,” she said while propping her leg on the tub to rub in some oil. "Thank you" Richard damn near walked straight in to the closet door for not being able to take his eye off her, she looked glorious in his eyes and he wanted nothing more than to scoop her up and throw her back in bed. Working feverishly to make it in at a decent time Richard managed to get his clothes on, he tucked the tooth brush Lisa gave him in his back pocket, he didn't want to leave any incrementing evidence around for her boyfriend to find. While sitting on the couch waiting for his Lyft Richards mind started to flash back to scenes of how the night ended. He shook his head while entertaining the flashback of Lisa riding him, how she moaned as she grinded on his dick, how her titties bounced when she leaned forward and let her phat as clap on every stroke, how wet and warm she was; he could hear the smacking noise made her ass slapping his pelvis as he hit it from the back, how she arched up when he grabbed her hair, the gasp she made when he gripped her throat. Clearly observing that he was in a splendid sexual daze Lisa sat down beside him "that shit was amazing, huh" she said with a grin on her face like she had endured her own trip down memory lane while in the shower. "Yes it was" Richard replied as his phone began to vibrate alerting him that his ride was there, "I gotta go". Richard stood up and began walking to the door Lisa met him there and with a warm kiss on the lips and a cheeky crotch grab she sent him on his way. "What a night" Richard thought while rushing down those creaky steps of hers "What a night."

Tuesday, March 6, 2018

Dick Ep.10


More than a little embarrassed about what had just occurred Lisa scurried onto the couch with a look as if she had just done something bad and was going to get in trouble for it. She grabbed a pillow to cover herself, it was as if she just realized she was naked and could not believe Richard had seen her that way. Not wanting to make the situation any more tense than it already was Richard stood up, wiped his beard once again and reached for Lisa's wine glass. As he took a sip he starred in her eyes with a slight smile; he was proud of his work and wanted to take a second to enjoy the splendid aftermath that was Lisa curled up on the couch trying desperately to gain her composure. "Did it please you?" Richard asked out of nowhere as he dropped the wine glass from his mouth. "What? I mean, What? Lisa replied, still a little shaken up from what he had coerced her body to do. "Did it please you?" Richard asked again, trying to remain smooth through what he felt was a hilarious situation. Lisa was totally befuddled, she didn't know what was more disorienting, the fact that she had just gushed a puddle of her own juices on the living room floor or the fact that Richard was standing in her living room, ass naked, drinking a glass of wine asking if she was pleased. Lisa busted into laughter, "yes Richard I am quiet pleased", "you are something else, you know that". Richard smiled and offered what was left of the wine to Lisa and as she reached for the glass he grabbed her by the hand, stood her up, and pulled her in close. "I want you,” he whispered in her ear as she took a sip of the wine, "I want all of you" he continued while she took another sip. With their bodies pressed together it was almost if they were slow dancing to a melody no one could hear but them, the same feelings that were shared earlier in the night at Red Lounge resurfaced and a calming ease filled the room. "I knew I shouldn't have had tequila" Lisa said under her breath, both of them busted out in laughter, before anything they were friends and it was good to still know that no matter the situation they could share in a good joke. Lisa was first to pull away from the naked slow dance that had been going on for what felt like ten minutes, as she grabbed his beer bottle and shuffled to the kitchen Richard thought to himself "if this is where the night ends its been one hell of a Thursday". Feeling it was about that time Richard began to grab his clothes, his draws had slipped far under the coffee table so he had to get down on all fours to grab them. "POW!" Richard jumped up "what the fuck!" he shouted as Lisa once again fell out in laughter. "I’m sorry, I’m sorry but I had to" she exclaimed through the tears of laughter, "when I walked out the kitchen and saw you face down, ass up I had to smack it, I'm sorry" she was laughing uncontrollably at this point. It was Richards’s turn to feel like he needed to curl up with a pillow on the couch. "You play too much" he sad with a chuckle as Lisa regained her composure. "Aww did I make you feel cheap" Lisa said with more than a smirk on her face as she offered a hug. "Yes" Richard said "and next time you smack my ass like that I better see some ones in the air" they both began to laugh, Richard was always a good sport and knew how to take a joke. Now back in Lisa's arm after gladly accepting her apologetic hug Richard decided to press the issue and see was this night really coming to an end. But, before Richard could make his move Lisa pulled away once again and this time with his hand in hers she led him out of the living room and back into her bedroom. Upon entering Lisa politely pushed Richard onto the bed, "stay here" she said as walked over to the bathroom door. Richard took great pleasure in watching her parade around in the nude, her body so bouncy and womanly, her features just perfect in his eyes. It was now almost 4 A.M. these were the kind of adventures in lust Richard craved, those nights that start off as days and end as morning were the best in his opinion and he couldn't care less about how tired he was going to be a work the next day. As the seconds past Richard began to get a little anxious "what is she doing?" he thought, she had been in there way longer than it would take to just pee or freshen up. Wanting to get up and go to the door he shifted his weight on the mattress only to be deterred by how loud it was when he moved, "shit" he whispered as he peered under the door to see the shadow of Lisa's feet moving around in the bathroom. "Hey what are...”? Richard's question was immediately met by a major "shushing" from Lisa. Sitting there looking like a child that just got their hand smacked for reaching in the cookie jar Richard could faintly hear that Lisa was talking to someone, her voice was muffled but unless she was giving herself a pre sex pep talk she was definitely talking to someone. "Oh shit,” Richard thought, had her boyfriend called to say he was coming home early, was there some sort of emergency, did she need to "phone a friend"...? A million different scenarios played out in Richards mind and if it wasn't for the damn movement sensor mattress he was sitting on and the fact that he desperately wanted to finish what had become such a great night he would have surely walked back to living room to get dressed. After what felt like minutes Richard decided he had had enough, he shifted his weight once more in an effort to get up and as soon as he did Lisa walked out of the bathroom like nothing had ever happened. "Who the hell was that?" Richard said and regretted it instantly for how jealous and needy it made him sound. Lisa caught the vibe and in true Lisa form replied, "aww is big, bad Richard feeling like a side chick?". He just shook his head as clearly he was losing tonight’s "smart ass" award to a very worthy opponent, "that was my job, I called out" Lisa explained as she broke into her patented "3 day weekend" dance. "That's fucked up,” Richard said as he continued to shake his head "there’s no way I can call out tomorrow and your ass got me up 'till all hours of the night". Lisa slowly walked over to Richard, her silhouette cascading on the wall behind her as the street lights final few minutes of shine provided one last public service. Reaching Richard, Lisa put one hand on his chest, pushed him back on the bed and climbed on top of him with cat like elegance "and I guarantee you it will all be worth it" she whispered right before she slid her tongue slowly over his lips.