Friday, March 23, 2018

Dick Ep.13


Finally the day was drawing to a close, Richard was tying up loose ends when he got a text from one of his homeboys "Stadium?" the message was simple, and the request was quickly accepted "Absolutely" was his response as that devilish grin creped over his face again. It had been a long week and an even longer day; Richard hoped someone would hit him up for some Friday night fun and with that text he knew it was going to be another great night. Now Stadium didn't really get jumping until about 9 or 10pm so Richard knew he still had some time to get in a happy hour before he met up with the boys. Feeling that he needed to let last nights situation breathe Richard hit up an old friend from college that recently moved to the District, they had only known each other in passing at Norfolk State but when she moved to D.C. they happened to chop it up at an alumni event and became pretty tight. "What’s the word?" "You tell me" was her response, Richard loved how Bisi was always down to have a good time. "Happy Hour, you with it?" "Always, where at?" "Lets do Bourbon." "Ok, I can be there by 5:30pm." "Bet, I'll see you then." What Richard learned when he moved to D.C. was that it was much more fun to have single females around than it was to go out with a pack of dudes. He found the guys in D.C. to be hella lame; they tended to focus on looking like they were having fun instead of actually having fun. So Richard had a small group of homies but a pretty large pool of single, semi single, and just don't give a fuck homegirls that were down to hang out whenever. After firing off some emails Richard was good and ready to get the hell out of the door, work had been nothing but a task and after the night he had just experienced his motivation to complete anything was nil. The most pressing issue on Richards mine was did he have enough time to make it home and wash his nuts before going out; he was feeling less than clean after siting in his office with the gravy crotch all day. Sweat, dirt, and leftover pussy was not the most sanitary combination so after checking his emails for the last time Richard b-lined it to the elevator. His plan was to jog home; one because he didn't feel like paying for another ride that would just have him stuck in traffic and two because he hadn't worked out in almost two day and that was sacrilege. Reaching the bottom floor he felt a strange feeling, something seemed odd and when he turned the corner he found out exactly what it was. Hovering over the receptionist desk was a tall, slender white man sporting a charcoal gray suit and glasses; one hand was tightly gripping his briefcase and he was speaking in a very demonstrative tone. "So who else have you been with, who else...?" the man shouted "I bet someone here too, I swear if I find out..." the man stopped as he saw Richard approaching. Kathryn was visibly shaken and as Richard walked closer he could see that the man was holding what looked liked a print of phone records in his other hand, "shit, not today" Richard thought "not today." Though he and Kathryn had shared one reckless night of passion they had never really communicated outside of work, he had never called or texted her, he didn't even have her phone number. This situation was clearly none of Richards’s business and as he walked by Kathryn’s desk he pulled out his phone and began to check imaginary text messages in an effort not to make eye contact. The man hovering over her desk was no doubt her husband and he had every right to be upset with the fact Kathryn was cheating on him but that was neither Richards fault nor his problem. He could feel Kathryn’s stare on the back of his neck as he passed, he knew she was looking at him, he knew she wanted him to come over and address the issue and he also knew that if he did things would only get worse than they already were. Feeling the tension in the air and knowing his wife the man could tell something was up, "are you fucking kidding me?" the man blurted out, "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?" he shouted louder to make sure Richard could hear. "Hey man, hey!" Richard slowed his pace knowing that the man was addressing him. "Do you know my wife?" the man asked as Richard turned around, "Do you know my wife?" the man implored again while pointing in the direction of Kathryn. "Absolutely" Richard answered as he stared the tall, slender man in his eyes "she's the receptionist, how can I not know her?" Richard asked with a look of "you must be stupid" on his face. The tall, slender man didn't speak he just looked at Richard trying to read any form of deception or guile in his face. Richard staring straight through the man could see Kathryn in the background shaking she was so nervous, she knew from stories around the office that Richard didn't really shy away from confrontation and if the situation escalated it would turn out bad for everyone involved. "Is there anything else?" Richards question caught the man off guard "huh" the man answered as Richard retorted with the same aggression the man had displayed with his previous inquiry "Is there anything else?!” Not quite sure what to do the man sat there silent, Richard could tell that he wanted to ask more questions but wasn't prepared for where this Q & A might lead. Being quite tired of this situation Richard once again pulled out his phone, turned around and began to fake text as he walked to the door, he was not about to let someone else's inability to hold their wife's attention ruin his Friday. As Richard reached the front door he slowly turned "Kathryn, call me if you need me", he couldn't help himself; turning back around with a half smile on his face he exited the building and began the jog home.

Wednesday, March 21, 2018

Dick Ep.12


To say Richard was shocked by how the night went down would just be a lie; he had been plotting on Lisa for a while now and greatly anticipated the moment things would fall into place. Never wanting to make it weird or risk their friendship he never put the full press on her but made it perfectly clear he was interested in taking things as far as they could go. Richard had never really had a pure girl friend or better said a female friend, he always hung around women that maybe he wasn't pursuing at the moment but if the night were right he would be more than happy with taking it there. "What is the point of being around non attractive women?" he would always say when pressed about his stance on female friends, "it just doesn't make sense" would be his rebuttal to anyone who tried to debate the negative. People always tend to get hung up on the "un"part of the statement but never pay attention to the latter. Attraction is the personal preference of the individual, it is not built upon empty language such as pretty or beautiful; no attraction is who or what that speaks to you on a primal level and that cannot be argued. It felt as is the Lyft ride had lasted hours as Richard delighted in his visions of the night before. Beginning to sober up he was able to recall all the little tasty details of his evening with Ms. Lisa. Her moans echoed in his head as he recalled the moment when he picked her up and had her ascending to a new level of pleasure while he thrust her back and forth on his dick. He thought about the passionate kisses they shared right before he climaxed for the second time... Now Richards’s late night escapades had never really gotten him in any serious trouble though some of them were less than protected. It wasn't that he was against condoms; it was that he was a slave to the moment and the notion of stopping the cascade of pleasure to put on a rubber rarely crossed his mind. Yes he knew the risks and yes when prompted he would always oblige but when enthralled within animalistic attraction he often resided on the side of negligence. Finally reaching work Richard was in no mood to be productive at all. Amidst his sexual mirages Sharon had been machine gun texting him all the business of the day and unfortunately he had a meeting with the higher ups as soon as he reached the office. "What the fuck do they want?” he thought as he exited the Lyft and entered the building. Richard was always of the mindset that as long as he continued to produce the higher ups should just shut the fuck up and let him do his thing. He didn't know why they seemed to revel in the fact that they had the power to call him in and poke and prod him about what minute guidelines he failed to adhere to while he was closing a quarter billion dollar deal, that shit really pissed him off but he knew just like they knew; Richard was untouchable. The ding of the elevator as he reached his floor sounded more of the dooms day alarm to Richard, he was just not in the mood for their shit and in true Richard form he bypassed his office and went straight to the meeting room to get the whole thing over with. Sharon was much more calm than he had expected as she debriefed about what exactly was about to take place, she really was a good assistant and Richard was extremely impressed by the work she was able to complete in such a short time with the company. "Thank you Sharon, thank you very much" he stated right before entering the board room, Sharon with a look of dismay on her face replied "you are more than welcome Richard, now go get'm". Two hours of "dumb shit" would be how Richard best described the meeting, "countless scenarios of lames driveling about all sorts of things they couldn't handle and don't know anything about" is how he explained it to Sharon as they sat in his office. "Why on earth would they... I mean shit just doesn't make sense... Can you believe these motherfuckers want me to take another associates with me to Tokyo?" Sharon offered up nothing but a blank look on her face as she tried desperately to piece together all the curse words and find clarity in his rant. In a moment of complete poignancy Sharon asked "do you think it has anything to with you wearing the same clothes you had on yesterday?" Richard looked at her with complete rage in his eyes and fell out laughing "Sharon, you may have a point" he said as tear welled up in his eyes, that was the funniest thing he had ever heard her say and the fact that she was completely serious made it that much funnier. "Sharon, do I have anything else pressing on todays schedule?" he asked as he wiped the tears from his face "No, they asked me to move everything else on your schedule to next week because they didn't know how long the meeting would take" she replied. "Good" Richard was in no mood or condition to entertain anything else and between the visions of Lisa's titties bouncing as she rode his dick and the request to find a travel buddy for the trip to Tokyo he was mentally spent and ready to clock out as soon as possible.

Friday, March 9, 2018

Dick Ep.11


"Richard, Richard, Richard!" "Richard get up!" Slowly peeling his eyelids apart he saw that beautiful silhouette once again shuffling to the bathroom "Richard you're going to be late" Lisa said as she shut the door and turned on the shower. Richard lay there puzzled, a bit bewildered as to what exactly was going on, he knew where he was only because Lisa was there but he couldn't fully remember what had happened or what he was going to be late for. It was like he had taken a trip down the rabbit hole and the splendid journey into the land of make believe had come to a screeching halt. There was no doubt he was still slightly intoxicated and by the look of the bed sheets he and Lisa had clearly had sex. As he rubbed his chest his fingers went over four of five deep grooves, he grinned knowing that Lisa must have enjoyed herself or there wouldn't be claw marks from her nails there. Trying doggedly to recall the night’s events he just laid there in the morning sun, and with the background noise of Lisa's shower slowly putting him back to sleep he thought "Oh SHIT! I'm going to be late!" Richard suddenly hoped out of bed and stumbled to the living room to retrieve his clothes. "Fuck" he thought as he looked down at his watch to see that it was already 8:45 am, there was no way he was making it in by 9:15 am, no way. Working desperately to put his life into some sort of order Richard knocked on the door of the bathroom so he could at least wash his face and brush his teeth, he had already resigned himself to wearing the same thing to work so the least he could do is be somewhat clean. "You can come in" Lisa said with that sweet southern drawl, she had just finished her shower and was drying off in front of the mirror. Richard was immediately distracted, seeing her body glistening as the water beaded up and ran down her back, her skin was glowing and as she stood there humming some little tune he once again wished he could just call out. "Richard, you can grab a wash cloth out of closet and there's extra tooth brushes under the sink,” she said while propping her leg on the tub to rub in some oil. "Thank you" Richard damn near walked straight in to the closet door for not being able to take his eye off her, she looked glorious in his eyes and he wanted nothing more than to scoop her up and throw her back in bed. Working feverishly to make it in at a decent time Richard managed to get his clothes on, he tucked the tooth brush Lisa gave him in his back pocket, he didn't want to leave any incrementing evidence around for her boyfriend to find. While sitting on the couch waiting for his Lyft Richards mind started to flash back to scenes of how the night ended. He shook his head while entertaining the flashback of Lisa riding him, how she moaned as she grinded on his dick, how her titties bounced when she leaned forward and let her phat as clap on every stroke, how wet and warm she was; he could hear the smacking noise made her ass slapping his pelvis as he hit it from the back, how she arched up when he grabbed her hair, the gasp she made when he gripped her throat. Clearly observing that he was in a splendid sexual daze Lisa sat down beside him "that shit was amazing, huh" she said with a grin on her face like she had endured her own trip down memory lane while in the shower. "Yes it was" Richard replied as his phone began to vibrate alerting him that his ride was there, "I gotta go". Richard stood up and began walking to the door Lisa met him there and with a warm kiss on the lips and a cheeky crotch grab she sent him on his way. "What a night" Richard thought while rushing down those creaky steps of hers "What a night."

Tuesday, March 6, 2018

Dick Ep.10


More than a little embarrassed about what had just occurred Lisa scurried onto the couch with a look as if she had just done something bad and was going to get in trouble for it. She grabbed a pillow to cover herself, it was as if she just realized she was naked and could not believe Richard had seen her that way. Not wanting to make the situation any more tense than it already was Richard stood up, wiped his beard once again and reached for Lisa's wine glass. As he took a sip he starred in her eyes with a slight smile; he was proud of his work and wanted to take a second to enjoy the splendid aftermath that was Lisa curled up on the couch trying desperately to gain her composure. "Did it please you?" Richard asked out of nowhere as he dropped the wine glass from his mouth. "What? I mean, What? Lisa replied, still a little shaken up from what he had coerced her body to do. "Did it please you?" Richard asked again, trying to remain smooth through what he felt was a hilarious situation. Lisa was totally befuddled, she didn't know what was more disorienting, the fact that she had just gushed a puddle of her own juices on the living room floor or the fact that Richard was standing in her living room, ass naked, drinking a glass of wine asking if she was pleased. Lisa busted into laughter, "yes Richard I am quiet pleased", "you are something else, you know that". Richard smiled and offered what was left of the wine to Lisa and as she reached for the glass he grabbed her by the hand, stood her up, and pulled her in close. "I want you,” he whispered in her ear as she took a sip of the wine, "I want all of you" he continued while she took another sip. With their bodies pressed together it was almost if they were slow dancing to a melody no one could hear but them, the same feelings that were shared earlier in the night at Red Lounge resurfaced and a calming ease filled the room. "I knew I shouldn't have had tequila" Lisa said under her breath, both of them busted out in laughter, before anything they were friends and it was good to still know that no matter the situation they could share in a good joke. Lisa was first to pull away from the naked slow dance that had been going on for what felt like ten minutes, as she grabbed his beer bottle and shuffled to the kitchen Richard thought to himself "if this is where the night ends its been one hell of a Thursday". Feeling it was about that time Richard began to grab his clothes, his draws had slipped far under the coffee table so he had to get down on all fours to grab them. "POW!" Richard jumped up "what the fuck!" he shouted as Lisa once again fell out in laughter. "I’m sorry, I’m sorry but I had to" she exclaimed through the tears of laughter, "when I walked out the kitchen and saw you face down, ass up I had to smack it, I'm sorry" she was laughing uncontrollably at this point. It was Richards’s turn to feel like he needed to curl up with a pillow on the couch. "You play too much" he sad with a chuckle as Lisa regained her composure. "Aww did I make you feel cheap" Lisa said with more than a smirk on her face as she offered a hug. "Yes" Richard said "and next time you smack my ass like that I better see some ones in the air" they both began to laugh, Richard was always a good sport and knew how to take a joke. Now back in Lisa's arm after gladly accepting her apologetic hug Richard decided to press the issue and see was this night really coming to an end. But, before Richard could make his move Lisa pulled away once again and this time with his hand in hers she led him out of the living room and back into her bedroom. Upon entering Lisa politely pushed Richard onto the bed, "stay here" she said as walked over to the bathroom door. Richard took great pleasure in watching her parade around in the nude, her body so bouncy and womanly, her features just perfect in his eyes. It was now almost 4 A.M. these were the kind of adventures in lust Richard craved, those nights that start off as days and end as morning were the best in his opinion and he couldn't care less about how tired he was going to be a work the next day. As the seconds past Richard began to get a little anxious "what is she doing?" he thought, she had been in there way longer than it would take to just pee or freshen up. Wanting to get up and go to the door he shifted his weight on the mattress only to be deterred by how loud it was when he moved, "shit" he whispered as he peered under the door to see the shadow of Lisa's feet moving around in the bathroom. "Hey what are...”? Richard's question was immediately met by a major "shushing" from Lisa. Sitting there looking like a child that just got their hand smacked for reaching in the cookie jar Richard could faintly hear that Lisa was talking to someone, her voice was muffled but unless she was giving herself a pre sex pep talk she was definitely talking to someone. "Oh shit,” Richard thought, had her boyfriend called to say he was coming home early, was there some sort of emergency, did she need to "phone a friend"...? A million different scenarios played out in Richards mind and if it wasn't for the damn movement sensor mattress he was sitting on and the fact that he desperately wanted to finish what had become such a great night he would have surely walked back to living room to get dressed. After what felt like minutes Richard decided he had had enough, he shifted his weight once more in an effort to get up and as soon as he did Lisa walked out of the bathroom like nothing had ever happened. "Who the hell was that?" Richard said and regretted it instantly for how jealous and needy it made him sound. Lisa caught the vibe and in true Lisa form replied, "aww is big, bad Richard feeling like a side chick?". He just shook his head as clearly he was losing tonight’s "smart ass" award to a very worthy opponent, "that was my job, I called out" Lisa explained as she broke into her patented "3 day weekend" dance. "That's fucked up,” Richard said as he continued to shake his head "there’s no way I can call out tomorrow and your ass got me up 'till all hours of the night". Lisa slowly walked over to Richard, her silhouette cascading on the wall behind her as the street lights final few minutes of shine provided one last public service. Reaching Richard, Lisa put one hand on his chest, pushed him back on the bed and climbed on top of him with cat like elegance "and I guarantee you it will all be worth it" she whispered right before she slid her tongue slowly over his lips.

Saturday, March 3, 2018

Dick Ep.9


The Lyft ride took just minutes and as Richard walked up the steps to Lisa's apartment he realized that he had never actually been inside of her place, he had come over many times to pick her up but he had never been invited in. Lisa lived on the second floor of an old D.C. row home that was being renovated to house multiple apartments, arm in arm they climbed the loudly creaking stairs. It felt like they were two teenagers sneaking off to do something that if caught would have them both in big trouble. Reaching her door neither one of them had spoken a word to one another since they entered the Lyft, it was a silence that could best be described as anticipation, more intense than awkward. As she put her key in the door Richard could feel some hesitation, he knew that she was contemplating what was going to happen if she invited him in, things might never be the same between the two of them and this night had already gone too far. Without thinking Richard gently placed his hands on her shoulders and offered a gentle kiss to the nape of her neck, he knew that in this moment words would only complicate things. He wanted to let her know that everything was going to be ok and that if she wanted to end the night here he would understand; though his hormones were worked into frenzy this was not just some drunken club conquest, this was Lisa his friend. That kiss to the neck served to open up much more than her door key ever could, that simple gesture put Lisa at ease and as she turned the knob she exhaled and invited him in. The glow of the streetlights dimly shone throughout her living room, inside you could make out the shapes of furniture but not much detail of anything else could be seen. Her old wooden floor creaked much like the steps, it gave the scene an eerie vibe because it was the only thing breaking the silence between the two. Lisa helped Richard navigate the room by gently grabbing his hand and with his thumb he lightly rubbed hers, her skin felt almost milky to the touch, so smooth and soft. Ushering him to the couch Richard took a seat, Lisa remained standing and spoke for the first in what felt like hours "would you like something to drink?" she asked as her voice cracked from the extended silence and the extensive drinking "I have some water and it may be a few brews in there if you want one" her southern accent, thick and sultry. "I'll take a brew" Richard replied, she laughed a little as she made her way to the kitchen to grab one. Returning to the couch with a frosty Corona and a small glass of wine she sat down next to Richard, the ease of their chemistry had returned and Lisa laid back and draped her legs over his. This was her home turf and she was acting like it, the confidence in her movements were unmistakable, she was courting Richard and she wanted to make damn certain that he knew it. After a few sips of his brew Richard placed his beer on the coffee table and began stroking her long, luscious legs, she jumped a little at first, his hands were still cold from holding the beer bottle. Her legs felt heavenly, her skin was as smooth as smooth can get, her calf’s were strong but womanly, her thighs soft and ample. Richard looked over to Lisa her eyes were low, lips pursed and as she delicately caressed the rim of her wine glass she sunk just a little deeper into the cushions of the couch. She knew what she was doing, this was a grown woman letting him know in no subtle terms that you can have anything you want if you're willing to come and get it. Acknowledging her invite Richard turned towards her and let his hand ride all the way up to her ass, he gripped it roughly and leaned in, their lips met and pressed together firmly. It was as if a time bomb of pent up sexual energy was just detonated, what started off slowly quickly progressed to a full on display of mutual infatuation. As Lisa sat her wine glass down Richard grabbed her by the neck and lightly sunk his teeth in before kissing and licking down to her chest. She moaned as she feverishly unbuttoned his pants and groped his dick. Richard being the Leo that he was stood up and took of his shirt he wanted her to see him and as she gazed at his ripped body heaving in excitement she slowly moved towards him, without breaking eye contact she pulled down his boxers and opened her mouth so that he may enter. With one hand one his rear and the other stroking his chest she began to suck his dick like his and his alone could provide her with the antidote to her needs. Richard groaned as she took him in deeper and deeper, this felt like nothing he had ever experienced, her mouth was wet and warm, her spit was flowing down to his balls and her tongue was performing gymnastics that was fitting for Cirque Du Soleil. The sounds she made while pleasing him turned him on just as much as the action itself, she was enjoying this moment, she was reveling in the fact that she knew he liked it, she knew she was good at it and she knew she was in full control. In an effort to postpone certain climax Richard reached down and grabbed Lisa by both sides of her face, raising her slowly she popped his dick out of her mouth like a popsicle, he quivered and she giggled knowing exactly what affect it would have. As she rose they starred into one another’s eyes, each could see that the other was thoroughly enjoying what was taking place. Upon standing Richard bent down and kissed her deeply while grabbing a fist full of her hair with one hand and undoing her bra with the other. It was Richard's turn to please her and he couldn't wait to see how she taste. As her bra hit the floor Richard guided Lisa back down to the couch, their mouths were still interlocked as he slid her skirt and panties off. Richard moved slowly down her body making sure to give the proper attention to every part of this beautiful creature. Her breasts were supple and full, he had always dreamt of how they looked and they didn't disappoint. He grabbed each of them while he sucked on her nipples and licked around her areola's.  She was absolute perfection, her skin tasted of cocoa and as he moved his way south he was intoxicated by the perfume of her vagina. Richard let his tongue creep down the valley of her bikini line, one hand still firmly gripping her breast and the other lifting her ass to provide the appropriate angle. He teased her as he licked down past her womb and around to the other side, she shook as he allowed his tongue to lightly graze her clit as he made his way back to where he started. Taking a slight step back he could see her pussy pulsating as her heavenly juices ran down her lips, he inched forward slowly letting her feel his breath as he slid his tongue inside of her.  She tasted of diced pineapples.  Lisa let out a muted moan as he pursed his lips over her clit and moved his tongue back and forth. Richard knew how to please a woman and he was taking great pleasure in displaying that all of the sex conversations they had had in the past were not just talk. Lisa was in a state of pure bliss, it had been so long since she had dealt with a man that knew what to do and how to do it. Her whole body was shaking, Richard was sucking on her clit and had now placed two fingers in her vagina and began to place pressure against her G spot. "This nigga is a surgeon" she thought as his tongue performed in ways she had never experienced before, she felt like something was about to explode, she had climaxed before but never like this. She grabbed Richards bald head and wanted to push him away and bring him closer all at the same time, she didn't know what she was feeling and didn't know what to do about it.  Her moans became louder and almost felt like she was getting light headed. Richard did not stop his pursuit, he had her right where he wanted her and was intent on finishing the job. The more pressure he applied the more he sucked and licked her clit, her juices were flowing into his beard and he knew it was only a matter of time before she relinquished control and spouted in pleasure. His hand moved from gripping her breast to entering her mouth, she sucked on his fingers as he was sucking on her clit. Her muffled screams were music to his ears and as she wrapped her thighs around his head as her body continued to shake.  He knew it was coming. Lisa dug her nails into Richards back, her teeth bit into his fingers and with a lasting lick her love exploded all over the couch, his beard was dripping with her sweet juices.  She had cum harder than ever before and with Richard still applying pressure inside of her she continued squirt.