I’m talking to the
men out there now, how many times have we done some of the most outlandish shit
just to be in the company of a woman? Spending money we don’t have, to go
on dates we rather not be on, just to have the opportunity to be around the
opposite sex. My roommate and I had a conversation the other day about
winning the Mega Million jackpot and I said "if it weren’t for women I wouldn’t
even care about money..." It's the truth, if women weren’t around I
would care less about how much money I made or the car I drive or how I looked.
I wouldn’t bother spending money on nice clothes or take the time to
workout or even bathe regularly... I just wouldn’t. The delight of the
opposite sex is the motivating factor behind 89% of all decisions I make.
I wish it were different but it’s not, those soft, sweet smelling
creatures dominate my thoughts and my bank account. They get me to do things
that by some standards would be considered absurd but for it being for them
it's all too mundane.
There isn’t one
thing that I can think of that provokes such polarizing emotions as do woman.
We love them and can’t stand them in same moment and breath. They
are what tempt us to do wrong and what empowers us to do right. If it weren’t
for women I would either be a complete bum or a complete success... How they possess
the ability to entice grandiose actions and diabolical thoughts I will never
know. Sure, Adam was the first to take the bait and the rest of us have
been falling like dominoes ever since...
We were created to complement your existence not impact your downfall. Men need to rise above their weaknesses to see the strength in their being. Then we both shall succeed.
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