Passion Fruit

Adam started this shit... He set the tone that most men still follow today; he was the first to risk it all for the company of a woman.  Adam violated the rules, the only rule and that rule was not to eat from the Tree of Knowledge, that’s all he had to do, was not eat from the damn Tree.  That rule was easy to follow and Adam did, until what?  A woman came along and joined him in the garden and she was tempted to eat of the Tree and once she did, she tempted Adam to do the same... SMH   And that’s the way it’s been ever since, men going through Hell and high water just to satisfy the temptations of women. 

I’m talking to the men out there now, how many times have we done some of the most outlandish shit just to be in the company of a woman?  Spending money we don’t have, to go on dates we rather not be on, just to have the opportunity to be around the opposite sex.  My roommate and I had a conversation the other day about winning the Mega Million jackpot and I said "if it weren’t for women I wouldn’t even care about money..."  It's the truth, if women weren’t around I would care less about how much money I made or the car I drive or how I looked.  I wouldn’t bother spending money on nice clothes or take the time to workout or even bathe regularly... I just wouldn’t.  The delight of the opposite sex is the motivating factor behind 89% of all decisions I make.  I wish it were different but it’s not, those soft, sweet smelling creatures dominate my thoughts and my bank account. They get me to do things that by some standards would be considered absurd but for it being for them it's all too mundane.  

There isn’t one thing that I can think of that provokes such polarizing emotions as do woman.  We love them and can’t stand them in same moment and breath.  They are what tempt us to do wrong and what empowers us to do right.  If it weren’t for women I would either be a complete bum or a complete success... How they possess the ability to entice grandiose actions and diabolical thoughts I will never know.  Sure, Adam was the first to take the bait and the rest of us have been falling like dominoes ever since...